STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY – NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

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Night Before Christmas Parody – Lyrics courtesy of Justin Bieber.


‘Twas the Friday before Steak and BJ Day, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, bar the pubic louse.
The guy was hung, his “12 made the girls stare,
And the meat was succulent, the butcher took care.

The guys were all chilling, laid in their beds,
While girls were all cooking, keen to give head.
And the females were prepared, to kneel in his lap,
Their mouths wide and willing, ready to tap.

TBC – Steak and Blowjob Day.


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