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Rumps and Romps. Fillets and Fellatio. Sirloins and Sucking. Best. Day. Ever.

March 14th:

Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD and institutionalised through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we know, really, is that Steak and BJ Day is pretty damn awesome.

The overarching theory is one of “Man’s Valentine’s Day.” You know the drill. Every 14th of February men get the chance to display their fondness for a significant other by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinner, and many other romantic baubles. They rack their brains for that one special gift that will show their spouse that they truly care.

Well here’s a little secret: men feel a tad left out. They’re just too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

March 14th henceforth became “Steak and Blowjob Day.” Simple, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ. That’s it.

Charitable Giving:

Steaks are awesome. BJs are incredible. Breast cancer sucks major balls. We therefore felt March 14th was chance to tackle all three. We’re giving you the opportunity to send a beautiful email invitation to your partner whilst giving a few bucks to charity.

In 2015 we’re supporting Coppafeel® - a charity formed to raise boob awareness, fight cancer and save lives. 1.7 million people a year are diagnosed with breast cancer, and who knows how many more are indirectly affected.

You can uppercut cancer by donating here.